Late one Wyoming evening I found myself at a campfire under the Devils Tower National Monument. I could overhear a few dudes bragging about how tough they were in the campsite next to mine. One was from Montana, one from Oklahoma I think and another from Texas. I overheard the guy from Oklahoma say “I once killed a rattlesnake with my bare hands.” The others just kinda nodded and then the guy from Montana said “I once killed a coyote with my bare hands.” Tension fermented in the air as the studs from Oklahoma and Montana glared at each other… Scowling. But the Texan just stood there quietly…. Stirring the coals with his penis.